Friday, May 22, 2009

Match Report + RAMAzzzz

Before going on ramaz..
Firsts Soccer Match Report
CAMBERWELL WITH LATE EQUALISER AGAINST ARCH RIVALS TRINITY
Camberwell 2:2 Trinity
Scorers: Nick Krousoratis, Mitchell Bissinger (95th minute?)
Red Cards: Lawrence Lara, Trinity No. 26 idiot
Yellow Cards: James Tsalkos, Mitchell Bissinger, and many other Trinity fools
What a game. It was almost a copy of the game against Mentone in which Bissinger scores a 95th minute equaliser, except this was way more intense and played under somewhat unfriendly conditions.
Both teams started the game with high intensity. Although Trinity had more possession they didn't do anything with it; in contrast, Camberwell's counter attacks are more effective with players having half chances and Max Sciessere striking the bar early on. James Tsalkos picks up the first booking of the game with a hard tackle on a random Trinity guy.
Despite creating minimal chances, Trinity found their way through with great work by Mr. Green boots on the right. His drilled cross deflected off Lawrence Lara and the hard tackling defender was unlucky to score an own goal. Trinity picked up tempo after the goal but still proved incapable to create any decent chances.
Camberwell is extremely unlucky to be down 0-1 at half time.
Both teams came out with incredible determination as the intensity rises even higher. A silly shuff from a Trinity tard on Krousoratis set off the bomb as state players Bissinger and Trinity No. 5 were involved in a heated exchange. For some unknown reason only Bissinger was booked.
Camberwell finally fought back when a good header by Alex Demirtzoglou set off Krousoratis on the right, he kept his cool with a volley finish and Camberwell is right back on level terms.
Camberwell makes their first substitution with Daniel Lee replacing Tom Dartnell. Matt Hatzikostas moves to defensive midfield and Lee goes onto the left wing back position.
Out of no where, a certain No. 26 Trinity tard attempts to scare Lawrence Lara because Lara is Asian. Lara fights back with a scream of "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU F***ING C**T" in front of Camberwell Grammar Deputy Headmaster Julian Dowse's 4 year old son, thereby showing the Trinity Tard that Asians are not for them to bully.
With luck on their side, Trinity manages to score an offside goal mid way through the second half against the run of play, a cross from Random Trinity guy found another random trinity guy and his header found another random trinity guy who was offside. The last random Trinity guy heads the ball in and goal was counted despite furious protest from Camberwell sweeper Kristian Konstantinidis.
With only five minutes left, Camberwell coach Doug Chisholm throws on impact subsitute striker Hans Leung for Hatzikostas in hope for the equaliser they much craved.
Temper continues to flare as No. 26 Trinity tard, in a racist manner, attacks Lawrence Lara again because Lara is Asian. Lara retains his Asian pride with a push back at No. 26 Trinity tard. The referee, spotting No. 26 Trinity tard's disgraceful behaviour, sends him off with no hesistation. He then sends Lara off too because he is Asian.
A desperate Konstantinidis moves up front to attack and Ragheb El-Bay, who had an outstanding game, moves back to control the defence.
Hopes of scoring seem to be fading for Camberwell as Bissinger makes a huge clearance away from the danger zone. Ball goes out of play and Sciessere picks for a quick throw. Receiving the throw Leung turns away from the defender and lays it off to Krousoratis, who puts in a hopeful ball to the box. Several Trinity tards somehow mishit the ball, which falls to Bissinger, who calmly ensures those several Trinity Tards will have nightmares in days to come. The crowd went absolutely wild as parents and teachers begin hugging and kissing each other, while an ecstatic Bissinger throws off his shirt in the craziest celebration ever with his teammates.
2-2, the final score, but Camberwell clearly came on top purely by their determination; they were unfortunately robbed by Trinity.

anyway,
Funniest Methods lesson EVER on friday
After recess we rocked in to ur classroom slowly and casually. Most people were few minutes late as usual, since our lockers are 1000 miles away from the room. As we stroll in expecting the famous line "WHY LATE?" from Ramaz, we were also not so surprise to see that the teacher desk is empty, since Ramaz himself comes late once a while anyway.
The Ramaz sequence:
-you've been "scolded" million times by Mr. Ramalingam for being late to class, but never received any actual punishments:
"WHY LATE?"
"umm.."
"SPEAK!"
"sorry..."
"Don't say sorry! Just give me the reason!"
"Imma ummm..ummm...."
"TERRIBLE REASON / TOO SLOW! SIT DOWN!"
*everybody laughs*

Anyway, we all chilled in class as we wait to make fun of Ramaz when he turns up late and embarrassed. 15 minutes or so passed away real quickly and people began to realise something might have happened. Nitesh ran down to his office to see if hes around, **Note: we can see his the outside of his office from our classroom, and apparently he saw ramaz casually strolling around the school with Mr. Christopher. rofl. We couldn't stop laughing.

another funny 10 minutes passed away as everyone bagged the school's chemistry department until Ben Lee calls for everyone to come over to the window. Ramaz was right below us randomly wandering around, looking lost. All in a sudden he turns his head up towards the class room, and we all ducked below in hope that he won't see us. around 10s later we slowly rise back up hoping that he is gone by then...and he saw us! He immediately realised what happened and held his head in shame, then turned and sprint towards his office at a speed Usain Bolt will be proud of. His reaction simply made my day. For some reason it took him ages in his office, probably because he had to slow down to prevent other teachers from suspecting him. He came out sprinting again as we opened the windows and yelled "WHY LATE?" as he runs towards M-Block furiously shaking his head in disbelief of himself.
A minute later he rocks into the room and we all pretended to be quietly working until someone could not hold it and everyone bursts out laughing. Ramaz kept apologising saying he forgot and some guy just went: "Don't say sorry, thats not a good enough excuse". And ramaz just went: "BUT I REALLY COMPLETELY FORGOT!!!". Now we know what reason we should use if we turn up late to class next time. lol.
In the end, we made ramaz perform his clap push up as a punishment. rofl.
-End of Post-

1 comment:

Farnie said...

hahha did u know ramaz read this? :P hahaha he told us in class that after reading a blogpost about himself he will never be late to class again =P